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Anya Garrett shot this photo, but it took Colleen Kane to
title it "The Caged Sexual Heat of Klausner." It's
called Teamwork. |
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This photograph was taken at 11 AM in the morning. |
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One day, Julie will be on your penny. |
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Now and Forever means Now and Forever. |
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Julie & Her Amazing Cats at Loser's Lounge |
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Julie's impressive collection of owl-based paraphernalia
does not make her a madwoman. Her tuxedo made out of human skin?
Possibly. |
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It's curtains for the unnecessary obscuring of Julie's cleavage,
I tells ya! Curtains! |
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Julie shortly fell asleep on this bed after this photo was
taken. |
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A contemplative profile shot, bravely posed for without a blowdry
or any frizz-eliminating hair product. |
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Julie's twin isn't that evil. She's just sort of passive aggressive. |
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Julie dancing at her friend's wedding. Note her face: she's
"into it." |
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As Fran in "Sexual Intercourse, American Style" |
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As Abortion Girl in Les Freres Corbusier's "Hell House" |
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As Joan from "Free To Be Friends," after a long
night. That's Mod Podge above Julie's shoulder, by the way.
So yeah; it was one of THOSE nights. |
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As Trixie LaBoum Boum in "My Wife, The Ghost" |
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Understudying as Sakura Aqua in "NeoTokyo GirlCrush 2040!" |
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In Amsterdam, where there are silly hats for sale |
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Hangin' on the stage at the Charleston Comedy Festival |
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The crowning achievement that only rivals a "Do"
in VICE magazine: Julie's photo on Lastnightsparty.com |
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Julie's headshot wants to eat a club sandwich with you! |
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Posing for a photo feature for Heeb magazine. This was before
Julie had bangs. |
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Julie remembers, mid-trangression, what a jerk she is |
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When she was adorable, and jumping |
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Klausner and Midler: together at last |
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Acting out an old ragtime song; "Cremesicle on the Bowery" |
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Pointing a Treo camera phone into a bathroom mirror at Bowery
Ballroom on St. Patty's day is a good excuse for why this photo
is green |
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